shout out if you read text messages the second you get them but wait a couple of minutes before replying so you don’t look too desperate
Why in The Amazing Spiderman would they evacuate south of 54th street, but in the Avengers when a global(ish) alien invasion occurred, they evacuated south of 34th street…
that awkward moment when you surprise a bitch because they thought they’d seen the last of you
*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*
Y’know, people be reblogging like “oh haha that’s funny” but THIS IS A DAILY ISSUE STAHP LAUGHING AT MEH
During a visit to Asgard with the rest of the Avengers, Natasha discovered she had a talent for magic. She’s still in training, but she knows how to do simple illusion spells and healing spells, which come in handy during battles. The magic works remarkably well with Natasha’s skills in manipulation and interrogation. The rest of the Avengers are dreading when she’ll use it for pranks.
yo but WHAT IF “ODIN” VOLUNTEERED TO TEACH HER B/C KNOW YOUR ENEMIES RIGHT ? /
MIND = BLOWN