apparently when you’re trying to sneak out of the house you put pillows under your covers instead of a different body.in other news, I’m in trouble for a lot more than just sneaking out now
I told my dad that I accidentally ran away from a shiny Pokemon and he told me that was the second worst thing I had ever done
What was the first?
when I was a kid I didn’t understand the severity of a Master Ball and I used it on a Horsea
Lord take me now
people who unironically use multiple exclamation points in texts are the cutest fucking thing omfg. even mundane things are made cuter like “just got on the bus!!!! will be home soon!!!” like yeAH UR ON THE BUS U BIG CUTIE. I WILL SEE U AT HOME. LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET.
what if bees sang songs when they flew by your ears
[tiny bee whisper/sings] ah ah ah ah stayin alive
im a boss ass bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
I’m really shocked no one’s said this but,
imma bee imma bee imma imma bee bee
There are so many fruits you haven’t tasted
so many beautiful songs you have not discovered
spices you’ve never heard of
and intriguing conversations you haven’t had
there are oceans you have not felt
and plants you’ve never seen
books you’ve never read
and souls your heart has not touched
this Earth is incredible.